You too can look just like me! 
Although you would need a scar on your left cheek from plastic surgery I had back in the 6th grade.
The New DOWN Cycles jersey is available to the masses!
They're a hockey cut, loose fitting jersey with a V neck.  The large will fit people 5'9" and up.  The XL size fits heavier riders.
Both sizes fit perfectly over body armor.
Represent!